Once you become a new black you should receive a black card in the mail. Not to be confused with an honorary hood pass or black racial card, this black card has no credit limit.
This card however does not guarantee that you will be approved for small or large business loans, a mortgage, or any other symbol of class mobility. We trust that as a new black you will not blame this on your race but on your stunted mindset. You too can succeed. We new blacks are a symbol that even though we had advantages most poor blacks are not afforded we believe all blacks can make it with the right attitude.
Keep hope alive brethren. And nagee rumba dawg!!!
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- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
There’s always that one guy or girl that comes along in your teenage years, makes you feel so strongly, to then leave. Who leaves you scared to love or give someone your all.
GOD LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION
now THIS IS HOW LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK
I’M TALKING TO YOU M NIGHT SHALAYAMANANA
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
All I want in life is to know how to art. Is that too much to ask?????
YAAAASSSSSSS DAT ASS DOE.
lmaooo stop sleeping on amber yo
That nigga Wiz has won in life
If I become a new black, will I get approved for a credit card?
Milly is 5’11”, and loves wearing high heels. But she thinks that her height intimidates guys. Mehow takes her out on hidden camera to talk to men, and he discovers that her real problem is not her height, but the way she acts about it. So he trains her to be less intimidating and sends her out to flirt again. Will Milly get past her own height issues to find her match?
Is she too tall for me? SHITTTTTT fuck all that, she fine as hell
Aww this is so relevant to me. My 5’10” ass lol
I never understood the whole intimidation behind dating girls that are taller.
OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.
Passive aggressive, Mrs. Hudson style.